German heavy metal

Now, I would just like to preface this review by saying that my knowledge of the German language consists of what little I can remember from my GCSEs and knowing how to order a beer.

Oi! Come back! Just because we said math metal doesn’t give you an excuse to fuck off and ignore it. Ok maybe it gives you some, but just hear us out!

For the sadomasochistic practitioner....A progenitor of pitch-shifted, porn influenced goregrind, and one of the most influential groups within the style, Germany's Cock and Ball Torture

Death metal is often a genre that splits crowds like a whirring lawnmower with extra flamey and spiky bits, and with much the same levels of subtlety and charm.

Reigning 'Queen of metal', Doro Pesch, has checked-in from her work in the studio to issue the following update: