The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza- Danza III: The Series Of Unfortunate Events (Metal Blade)

An album that administers the assfucking of your life.
Release Date: 
6 Jul 2010 (All day)

Your natural urge will be to hate The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza. After all, it's the most dumbass fucking name ever.

Meshuggah - Alive (Nuclear Blast/Riot)

It's a DVD, but forces conspired to send me the audio part of the package only. Oh well. I could listen to this and watch one of the films I got for christmas instead. Death Race or Home Alone 2?
Release Date: 
8 Feb 2010 (All day)

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Halford- Winter Songs (Metal God/Stomp)

God rest ye merry hessians, let nothing you dismay, For good Rob Halford is singing songs about Christmas, yay! To save us all from shitty bands and make us all feel gay (happy), With tidings of leather and whips, leather and whips, Wiiiith tiiiidinnnngs of Leaaaather and whiiiiiips.

Christmas is the greatest time of year. It’s the one time when you can get away with being utterly retarded.