Here we are again, in search of new morsels of metal goodness from the great white North... So it's greetings to Valyria! Hello - care to introduce yourself?
Hello to you sir! We've not come across you before, so please, for the benefit of our readers, tell us a bit about yourself and your band. "What's up Metal as Fuck!
Welcome to Metal as Fuck, and thanks for taking part in our review of 2014! Please be so kind as to let us know who you are and what you do.
Hello there, How are you? As ever it falls to me to thank you for being part of our end-of-year festivities, so consider yourself duly thanked.
Greetings, and welcome to Metal as Fuck! Who are you?. "My name’s Rob Giles and I play bass guitar in a band called Carbon Black".
Hello Mr Brens, good to have you aboard! Let's get right into it - Has it been a good year for Hadal Maw? What have you spent the year doing?
Greetings! For the benefit of the tape, please identify yourself, your band and your role in that band. "Ryan Sylvie, Whore of Bethlehem, guitarist".
Australia has more than it's fair share of heavy metal legends, but they don't come much more legendary than Lord Tim - LT - of Lord/Dungeon fame.
Hail, brother, and welcome back to Metal as Fuck! For those who didn't read the headline or the teaser, please tell us who you are, and where you are from! "I am Doctor Hell.