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Bloodstock Festival announces third and final headliner.

What classic thrash band will it be?

Gear yourself up for a Symphony of Destruction, as legendary thrash metal titans Megadeth close Derby's Bloodstock Open Air next August. 

Bloodstock Open Air - Day 1: Bloodstock II: Electric Boogaloo

Yeah, Gorlock went back to Bloodstock again. Fuck knows why.

I was all set to give Bloodstock a wide berth this year, because for the last year or so, I've realised that I can't really be scuttered with the vast majority of metal.

There Will Be Blood (and alcohol and unplanned pregnancies)

We asked our finest writer to do a fair, balanced preview of the upcoming Bloodstock festival. Unfortunately he was ill so we got Wanker Gorlock, who covered the festival in 2009, to do it instead.

Hello. I'm Count Gorlock. Writer, Sexgod, Hero.